YeeJay Ng.
Slowly and steadily, the kills roll in. We understand, it's difficult to kill your target when all they do is sleep until noon and hide in their house all day finishing scholarship applications and, more likely, taking even more naps. Thus, the sleepiness and sluggishness of Spoons this break continues to drag on, and will continue to do so. Except for YeeJay. Rest in peace.
After a long afternoon spent playing badminton at Bin Tang, YeeJay and his mob stampeded into SmashBurger at Westgate for a tired and comforting dinner. Again, we see the recurring motif of the insider friend. Apparently, one of the killer's friend happened to be at SmashBurger and saw YeeJay without his spoon. The killer was subsequently notified, upon which he/she probably broke every traffic rule known to man to get to YeeJay. When the killer finally got to Westgate, he/she realized that there were no stickers on his/her spoon. At the same moment, he/she was notified that “THEIR TRAYS ARE BEING TAKEN.”
With the clock ticking as if it were a bomb counting down in a James Bond movie, the killer again disregarded traffic rules on the way home to grab stickers. And then disregarded them once more on the way back to Westgate. Said the killer, “You don't know how fast I was driving.” Fortunately, just like James Bond, he/she was able to make it back just in the nick of time, because the clock is always merciful. Talk about deus ex machina. Upon returning, the killer went inside to casually meet up with his/her insider friend to erase any suspicion. YeeJay's friends waved the killer over to greet him/her, presumably took Snapchat photos of one another because that is the way of the basic teenager, and as YeeJay headed back to his spot without a spoon in his hand... The deed was done. And then the flipping out ensued. And then the salt ensued.
Speaking of break being a sleepy time, our Immunity #4 will also visit this theme of sleeping. We can't say much in the way of hints, or we'll give this one away way too easily. But we know most of you sleep in class on a daily basis. Either because the teacher's voice is too hypnotic or because you stayed up until 4 AM playing League of Legends. At the same time, we feel that it is important to emphasize the value of sleep. Not only does it help you grow and improve activity in your brain, but in the long term it helps you live longer and stay healthy.
Being the benevolent Goderators we are, we'll be working to emphasize this point to you. Just imagine how amazing it would be if, for one day, the entirety of our class had a giant slumber party on campus. The only thing we have to add is that make sure you don't actually fall asleep, because if you snooze, then you'll surely lose. Until then!