Immunity #11
Tuesday, March 29
Read carefully. Details matter.
Think back, for a second, to the face of your target at the moment you killed him or her. If you've made it this far, you've made a few enemies. Whether your target was smiling or frowning or laughing or crying or expressionless or furious, we'd be willing to bet that they would not mind killing you back to get revenge. Or just to see the expression on your face and laugh at you (we can relate to that feeling).
As we all learned from Hamlet this year, those who are dead are not really gone -- especially if they're trying to exact revenge on the person who inflicted a “foul and most unnatural murder” (I.v.25). And as we all learned from Macbeth, it is difficult to wash the blood and guilt of a murder off your hands.
On this special Immunity, we'll be having a Spoons reunion. Yay! All Spoons players, alive and dead, will come together for a day of festivities. And by festivities, we mean killing. Here's how the games will go down for you ghosts:
- You must wear a brown paper bag over your head (with eyeholes) to be able to kill. Drawing something scary on the bag will get you some sick brownie points.
- If you are dead, you can kill your killer. You can ONLY kill this person. If the person who killed you has died prior to this day, you instead will be trying to kill the person who killed your killer. In other words, the next person up the chain. Treat this person as “your killer”. If you were killed during free-for-all or died during the Quota, “your killer” is instead the person who would've had you as his or her actual target. We will email you dead folks the person who you're trying to exact revenge on so there will be no confusion.
- If “your killer” (the person you, as a ghost, are trying to take out) is killed during the course of this Immunity day, then you are no longer vengeful. You do not kill the next person up the chain if “your killer” dies on this day. The person you start out hunting is the only one you have for the duration of the day.
- You kill the same you always did. With a sticker and by texting in to confirm. This time, when you text, make sure to write “I'M A GHOST” at the beginning of your text. No need to do anything with target cards -- we got your backs.
For you living players looking to stay alive, here's your chance to be a Ghostbuster:
- To be Immune from your ghosts and other players, you must wear a helmet on your head, carry or drag around a vacuum cleaner, and wear a necklace with 3 cloves of garlic.
- You can kill any living players who are not fulfilling the Immunity items. In other words, if you are not fulfilling the Immunity items, anyone alive and wearing the Immunity items PLUS your ghosts can kill you.
- If you die on this day, you cannot become a ghost. Becoming a ghost is a process that takes at least 12 hours. That's Customs, for you.
We would like to extend a thanks to all the ghosts who helped us come up with this Immunity. We hope this gesture will bring peace to your rest. Unleash your vengeance.
Oh yeah, two more minor things. On this day, classrooms are not safe during brunch or lunch or before/after school. Basically, they aren't safe zones. Ghosts can walk through walls, duh. And this Immunity runs from 12 AM to 11:59 PM. Ghosts have all the time in the world to do their haunting. Spooky.
Happy Spooning :)
<3 The Goderators
(P.S. Last chance to cut down the crowd before the last Immunity. These constant warnings in the past few emails should be taken as a major key.)