Immunity #12
Friday, April 1
Well, here we are. The last Immunity. Sigh...
Sorry. Think we're tearing up a little. We've come such a long way, and it's terribly sad to think that this is the last sadistic email we'll be sending and that this is the last time we'll be making you suffer. It's been a pleasure, really. Us watching and you struggling. It's only right that we make this last one as brutal, miserable, difficult, stressful, and painful as possible. Because we care.
If you're here, then you've been through a lot. Props to you for being a survivor, a fighter, and a competitor. Today, you can add “tribute” to that impressive resume. Wait what?
WELCOME TO THE HUNGER GAMES.
At brunch, there will be 14 Silver Spoons arranged in the center of the quad. These are your tickets to The Finale. Put simply, if you have one by the end of the Hunger Games, you're going to The Finale. If you don't, then sound The Daily Cannon because your long journey has finally hit a wall. As soon as Friday's brunch bell rings, you can grab one Silver Spoon (only one!) and be on your way. If you grab multiple, you'll be immediately DQ'd. And we'll smite you. If you are not a current player and you grab one, we'll chase you down. And smite you twice.
But here's the fun part. If you possess a Silver Spoon, then you are vulnerable and powerless (you can't kill anyone, and everyone can kill you). If you aren't in possession of a Silver Spoon, then you can kill anyone holding a Silver Spoon (granted you fulfill the criteria to be eligible to kill) and take theirs once they die. These rules and this Immunity will last until we send out our email tonight with further instructions. Also:
- If you have possession of a Silver Spoon (we'll be keeping track), you must wear it around your neck in plain sight at all times at school (defined as: on campus between 7 AM and 3 PM). If you fail to, we'll revoke your Silver Spoon, eliminate you from the game, and place it back in the quad next brunch for anyone to take. We'll provide the string and tie it so you can just wear it like a necklace.
- If you do not possess a Silver Spoon, you must hold your regular spoon to be Immune from others. To kill anyone holding a Silver Spoon, you must be wearing a black trash bag covering your torso (shoulders to hips, front and back) with the words “SHHH: I'M SPOONING.” on the front in white (paper or paint or anything legible).
- If you wish to use your Trump Card on a person who possesses a Silver Spoon, you do not need to fulfill the above criteria (you can be in plain clothes).
- If you suspect that someone who is supposed to be in possession of a Silver Spoon is not wearing it in plain sight at school, acquire photo evidence and send it to us to DQ them. We'll have a record of the Silver Spoon holders, so we'll know for sure.
- You don't have to wear the Silver Spoon in plain sight outside of school, but you are still vulnerable to being killed by anyone at any time (granted, you're not in a safe zone).
- You cannot give your Silver Spoon to anyone as a gift. It is only transferable via death.
- When you gain possession of a Silver Spoon, whether it's from the quad at brunch or from killing someone, you must text Kenny (408-621-3109) to confirm that you have the spoon. Otherwise, we'll revoke it.
- If you are a person who is alive and in possession of a Silver Spoon at the end of this Immunity, then you are going to the Finale!
If not all the Silver Spoons are taken by the end of brunch, however unlikely that is, we'll put the remaining ones back out at the start of lunch. Same rules. Safe zones are also back to normal, so hide your hearts out. Oh, and you're not going to need your target cards anymore. And we do not recommend committing suicide. Just wait.
At 11:59 PM on Friday (give or take an hour), whether or not you have a Silver Spoon, keep an eye on your email inbox. Nobody is safe in the Hunger Games. And the odds aren't in your favor.
Happy Spooning :)
<3 The Goderators
(P.S. This Hunger Games is taking place on April Fools' Day. Just putting that out there...)