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“Pet Rock Obedience Camp”

Immunity #2
Tuesday, February 23


Hope you all had a great break, filled with paranoia and betrayal and backstabbing and ruined friendships. If you experienced any of those emotions, then we Goderators will be patting ourselves on the back for a job well done. We know it hasn't been easy. In fact, it's been hard.

... And you know what else is hard? Yes, of course, a rock!

Rocks are seriously underrated as pets. But think about it. A rock wouldn't need to be fed, walked, bathed, or groomed; and wouldn't die, become sick, or be disobedient. You probably haven't ever thought about owning a pet rock, but that's what we're here for :) To be immune, you must:

- Draw a face (Sharpie) on a rock. The rock must be larger than your palm (must cover every inch of your palm).
- Tie a leash to the rock and drag it around campus. It must be touching the ground and linked to your hand/arm via the leash at all times.

But since that pet rock is going to be lonely on its own...

- Bring two! One leash held in each hand/arm. If the rock does not have a face or if the rock is not touching the ground or if the leash is severed (or the rock slips off or you drop the leash) or if your hand is touching the rock, then you are vulnerable to being killed. Remember: These special Immunities run from 7:00 AM to 3:00 PM. During that time, the Immunity REPLACES your spoon. You do not need a spoon, only the Immunity specifications.

Happy Spooning :)

<3 The Goderators