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“Lemony Suck-It!”

Immunity #3
Friday, February 26


You all are having no doubt a terrific time humiliating yourselves and posting those viral video parodies to your Facebook profiles, where college admissions officers will see your true nature and subsequently reject you because of your strangeness. How unfortunate. Spoons really is just A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Hey, would you look at that! An italicized phrase designating a pun that's also the name of book series! Honestly, it doesn't have too much to do with our challenge besides the fact that both are quite “lemony”. To be immune, you must:

- Hold half a lemon in your mouth (hemisphere-shaped) It must have flesh on it and cannot be drained of juice. It must be mostly un-juiced, preferably full. We'll determine this just through eyeballing. Come on. It's pretty obvious if a lemon has been juiced or not. It can be hanging out of your mouth (and probably will need to). If the lemon slice is an empty peel with insufficient flesh on it or if it falls out or if your hand is on the lemon, then you are vulnerable to being killed.

Happy Spooning :)

<3 The Goderators

P.S. The deadline to submit for the Viral Video Challenge is tonight at 11:59 pm! We really encourage you all to enter; if not to win, then just for the hell of it. Besides, you never know. You may win.