Immunity #4
Tuesday, March 1
Picture this. One day, you decide to go on a camping trip by yourself because nobody wants to go with you. When you arrive at the campsite in the middle of the wilderness, you realize that you forgot your tent. And your tools. And your map. And your jacket. And your car rolls away into a chasm. And a polar bear eats your food. All you have is a sleeping bag and a backpack full of your school work, which for some reason you decided to bring.
Lonely, cold, and hungry, you decide to climb into your sleep bag and stay in there to hide from the grim world around you. So you're sort of like a human-cocoon. To be immune, you must:
- Be enclosed in a sleeping bag, up to your chest (must reach the height of your nipples... apologies for the awkward word choice but it's the least disputable feature up in that area of your body...). OK to have hands peeking out at the top to hold it up, but no legs or feet outside of the sleeping bag.
If your lower body / torso is not encased in your sleeping bag, then you are vulnerable to being killed.
Happy Spooning :)
<3 The Goderators
P.S. If you're salty that you didn't get the last Trump Card or if you regret not participating, fear not! Trump Card #2 is coming up this Wednesday, and (in our opinions) it's a bit easier. A bit.