Immunity #7
Tuesday, March 15
Occasionally, we Goderators feel a bit of humanity in our bones. This unusual circumstance was recently triggered when we saw a video of an adorable and fluffy gray baby penguin waddling across ice. It was a touching moment, besides the fact that the ice was actually a tiny chunk that broke off the mainland due to global warming and that the penguin was swiftly eaten several moments later by leopard seals.
We feel that it is our duty as responsible citizens of the world to raise awareness about the plight of the penguins. For one day, we ask that you all join us in this endeavor. It is also worth mentioning that male Emperor Penguins incubate their eggs by carrying them between their feet and covering them with a pouch of skin and feathers. Obviously, we don't have that pouch of skin and feathers above our legs. But we must try nonetheless. To be immune, you must:
- Hold a ball between your legs (upper and lower both OK). The ball must be clearly visible, and it can only be supported by your legs (no string, tape, Velcro, etc.). It cannot be touching the ground.
If the ball is not wedged between your legs or if the ball is touching the ground, then you are vulnerable to being killed. Ignore the cup on Kenny's face. We feel more generous now.
Happy Spooning :)
<3 The Goderators