Immunity #9
Tuesday, March 22
If you've made it this far, congratulations! You've likely backstabbed a few friends along the way and lost a bit of your humanity. Or perhaps you've hid in the bathroom every brunch and lunch and lost a bit of your dignity instead. Whatever the case, we're so glad you could join us, here at Immunity #9. The last easy Immunity.
Oh, but it hasn't been easy so far, you say? It's been a pain and you hate looking ridiculous all the time and our challenges are unfair and quite frankly you're not sure why you signed up for this torment, you say? All we have to say is that “easy” is a relative term. And to be fair, you'll have an easy time hating us, if that counts for anything.
Now, let's talk about death. Death can be scary to think about, especially with all the death around us in these past few weeks -- of Spooners, of humanity and dignity, of easy Immunities. Sometimes, it's important to face our fears to come to terms with them. That's what we're here for! And we're really going to let the bodies hit the floor on this day. To be immune, you must:
- Be touching the ground with all four extremities (two feet, two hands).
If any of your four extremities are not touching the ground, then you are vulnerable to being killed.
Happy Spooning :)
<3 The Goderators