Sean Chen, Bobby Ma, Heather Evans.
Happy March! It is not only time to pray for those college decisions, but also to pray that you don't get killed.
In any case, Food Club Day is right around the corner, and we Goderators know what we'll be doing. If you guessed “going through the crowd with a camera taking videos of the bloodshed,” then you are correct! It's such a perfect opportunity, just think about it. Everyone's hands are going to be occupied between holding food to stuff their faces with and ripping tickets to purchase more food to stuff their faces with. More than a few people are going to drop their spoons, and we can only hope that their killers will be nearby waiting to pounce. Oh, and we got an Immunity that day. That, too, is an excellent point.
Interestingly, we've had our first Food Club Day related death before the actual Food Club Day. Who would've thought, right? Our victim today was Bobby. His killer had allegedly been on the prowl for a kill, following Bobby around during brunch and lunch for the past day or two. As Bobby sat at the top of the quad selling tickets at the ASB booth and working on his literature homework, he at some point let go of his spoon. His killer was poised in prime position to take him out. We applaud you, Bobby, for dying a noble death while in the line of duty. Reminiscent of Prashant's death back on the second day, when he died while working on the ASB Hearts...
Not much else interesting happen today, except for the few instances of Spooners forming long lines of underclassmen all on their knees. Here's a short, picture-story of one scene we saw.
Behold, a crowd of sophomores. Not an uncommon sight on this day, but we decided to take a closer look.
Behold, Ted lost in a crowd of sophomores. Swarmed as they reach for the promised cookies. We've heard of some seriously strange rumors, of Spooners bribing underclassmen with actual money (among other things). It's nice to see you guys hard at work. We love it. Until next time!