Michelle Oh, Benjamin Yang, Akansha Mukherjee.
Today is a comparatively eventful day. People are the nation are celebrating Pi Day by doing math problems and reciting digits of pi and eating pies and doing whatever else there is to do on this exciting day. Students are receiving their ”I am so sorry to tell you that we are unable to offer you admission to MIT“ letters. And, most importantly, three deaths! To be completely honest, they actually happened last night, but we'll count them as today's stories.
When Ben arrived to choir practice at Lynbrook, he sat down next to his killer and asked him/her whether rehearsal was a safe zone (to which the killer said yes). After a while of practicing, around 8 PM a portion of the choir was dismissed (which included Ben) while the rest were held back for more practicing (which included his killer). The killer, not wanting to miss the opportunity, asked Ms. I if he/she could step outside to call his/her parents about something. ”Then I killed him.“ A fairytale ending, if we do say so ourselves.
Another kill happened shortly after, a few miles away at BJ's for Angela Hu's birthday party. Michelle Oh was there to celebrate with Angela, and apparently her killer saw their Snapchat stories. Apparently, he/she was feeling a severe case of TFTI, and so he/she drove all the way over to crash the party. While Michelle was eating one of the famous pizookies, her killer sprung up behind her and took her out. Moral of the story? Social media kills. Happy Birthday, Angela!
Well, that's all from us today. No matter what you're doing today, whether it is crying or dying (in Spoons), just remember:
And then life goes on. Until next time!