Vaidehi Duraphe, Gauri Jain.
Before we dive into the short stories from yesterday's Immunity, we have a tragic follow-up to yesterday's literary masterpiece. Remember the emotional love story we wrote about Shayok and Gauri? Well, just when we thought it couldn't get any more dramatic, turns out it did. Just 24 hours after Shayok lost his life, Gauri was spooned at an elementary school Science Fair. This is some Romeo and Juliet type of BS.
We want to give kudos to her killer for displaying incredible tenacity and bloodthirst in finally ending Gauri. The killer heard Gauri was planning on volunteering at the Murdock Portal Science and decided to crash last minute. When he/she arrived, he/she channelled his/her inner James Bond, ducking behind bookcases, hiding underneath tables -- even faking an exit to throw Gauri off guard. The killer had at least SEVEN informants inside the building, hidden around booths and behind corners, constantly updating her with information on Gauri's whereabouts, up until the final moment. The killer sprinted back inside the building when Gauri's back was turned, and crouched beside the table next to her. Slowly but surely, he/she made his/ her way, closer and closer, until finally he/she made a move and jumped right onto Gauri, stickering her in the back. At least, now, Gauri and Shayok have been reunited. In a more peaceful place.
Alright, now onto the stories of other individuals. First, we have the epic kill of Kirsten, a display of true grit, determination, and toughness. She woke up in the morning, dizzy and with a sore throat. For the whole morning she sat in bed coughing and drinking water and just being miserable in general. Her target presumably knew about this and let out a sigh of relief. Unbeknownst to her, that's exactly what Kirsten wanted all along. With her target's guard let down slightly, Kirsten dragged her miserable self out of bed right during fourth period and hid next to the dumpsters behind the 600's wing, knowing that her target didn't have a fifth period and was planning on going straight to work. As her target came out of class, Kirsten silently snuck up behind and killed him/her, probably getting him/her sick in the process -- a double whammy! Then she somehow got back home, feeling just as miserable physically but greatly rejuvenated mentally. No pain, no gain?
And then we have the story of Justin's kill. As always, it sucks to be the target of a cross country runner. Especially a state finalist. We'll give you this story straight from the man himself (with a few grammatical fixes): “She came out of Pugh and immediately dropped to the ground in fear. Then I hung out by the boys bathroom and waited for her. I watched her take off towards Stober (she didn't know it was me) and then I bet she would go to parking lot, so I went to front of school and watched for her. Pretended to be on my phone. Once she went towards the car and her back was turned to me, I ran up and got her. She thought Akhil was getting her this whole time.” No idea why. That guy's been dead for ages.
Finally, we're just going to leave this intriguing Facebook post we saw here. Cheers. Until next time!
