Ryota Suzuki, Ronan Manoj, JJ Ignatescu, Jissel Jose.
That feeling when you write an article earlier in the evening to attend the Senior Night basketball game but all the deaths of that day occur at that basketball game... So technically there weren't any deaths today to report, but there were a good amount at the Lynbrook gym last night. Some were stupidly easy. And others were impressively elaborate. Let's get to it.
Victim one: Ryota. He was holding a black spoon instead of a white one. No sympathy for this one.
Victim two: Ronan. He put down his spoon to stand up and join the “red, red, blue, blue, white, white, white, white, white, white, white” chant in the middle of the game. His killer leaned forward two rows and took him out. Not much sympathy for this one either.
Victim three: JJ. For the killer, it has a been a long and treacherous journey of failed attempts to take out JJ, filled with stakeouts in front of classrooms and chases to the girls' bathroom and drive-by misses. Yet his/her opportunity finally came at the game when JJ dropped and broke her spoon in half while talking to Mr. Yosh. Word of this reached the killer almostly instantly, so he/she slowly approached her pretending to take a picture of someone in order to avoid suspicion. As soon as he/she got close enough, the deed was done.
Victim four: Jissel. This one was tricky. And the people behind this one are the same as the ones who brought you the deceptive kill of Sai Namani back on Immunity #1. This small group, consisting of both current players and salty eliminated players, is quickly making a name for themselves as one of the most savage Spoons squads out there. We expect that they'll be back with more cruel ploys in the future, so from now on we'll be referring to them as the Tricksters. After the game in the parking lot, Jissel was talking to one of these Tricksters, who said that he/she broke his/her spoon and that his/her killer was coming at that moment. Out of the kindness of her heart, Jissel let him/her borrow her spoon. As soon as she released her spoon, her killer came out of the shadows and took her out. Again, we see that compassion never pays off.
Our hint for Immunity #9? Lights. Camera. Action. Imagine, just for one day, that instead of a drab student at a bland brick school, you're a world-famous celebrity wandering around star-studded Hollywood Boulevard. Everywhere you look, people are watching you, trying to take a picture for their Snapchat or Instagram. Of course you're annoyed. So you try to avoid as many of them as possible and hide from the unwanted limelight.
Yes, we know it's not realistic for you to be a star. At least, not right now. But come Immunity #9, it'll be very, very real. We hope you're ready to be on camera. Until then!